December 2011
2 posts
RT @bokardo: Design is the biggest differentiator in the startup world right now. #warmgun
Asking a Barnes & Noble employee where the sparknotes are really makes their day.
November 2011
19 posts
RT @projectivenyc: Check out our interview with @veronicachan about @gojee new drinks page!! http://t.co/3dDzBGX5
RT @dhgisme: excited to announced @NakedPizza will be sponsoring dinner for the #farmbill hackathon! thnx @robbievitrano ! http://t.co/d …
“If you make software like a dick…”
.@allieharch “Men and women are more in sync about Two and a Half Men, It’s the No. 2 show on TV among both men and women.” WTF AMERICA.
RT @weightshift: Everyone wants to be like Apple — in design, in approach, in mindset, in profits. But few have the actual guts to do so.
RT @AdviceToWriters: The first draft of anything is shit. ERNEST HEMINGWAY #amwriting #writing #writetip #NaNoWriMo

I just unlocked the “I haven’t been this hungover since college” badge!
Mixin liquor in a bucket… Like a bauce.
!!!!
http://t.co/Qsh5hYXf
We’ve switched from Ace of Bas(s) to Olivia Newton-John’s classic, “Let’s Get Physical”. Yep.
Getting closer…
RT @matthewcmoore: this is a font blast from the past and the future all in one: http://t.co/rIEuc27f The new Verdana weights look fant …
Current Mood:
http://t.co/8DRIMbM9
RT @GSElevator: [classic] #1: I don’t want to go to this meeting. I’d rather watch the Kardashians play Scrabble. #2: Actually, that sou …
RT @JhonenV: Woke up with an abnormally large ball of sleep-dough in my hand. I’m used to tennis ball sized ones, but this was maybe th …
“There are times when mystery is more important than knowledge” - JJ Abrams
RT @Mike_FTW: Greece is the Lindsay Lohan of countries.
.@waxpancake Holy Boob Tube!
http://t.co/1h1d0G8x
:-o
http://t.co/bJwnti9O
October 2011
42 posts
RT @mtgaaron: As seen in Wizards’ Creative Department—Warholloween!: http://t.co/hHVUrJMP
HALLOWEEN WEDDING!!
I think this is a good look for @imbibliophile http://t.co/fb6XKhgC
Albany, I am in you.
RT @FakePewResearch: 18% of werewolves are actually misdiagnosed Chewbaccas. #SpookyStats
YES
http://t.co/dmyCQmOV
RT @jdalrymple: Explaining Steve’s tagless Mercedes http://t.co/LSR1ttPv
RT @rands: Here’s some free design: http://t.co/USATUmZH
RT @momentdesign: We’re looking for a talented front-end developer, know any looking for a place to call home? Take a look http://t.co/b …
YES. “@jalexa: Heh. @adamsdayoff Naan http://t.co/o3A4H13O”
RT @sacca: Life’s too short for beating around the bush, or beating the bush itself, or any violence at all toward shrubbery.
You’re never too young to have a Vietnam flashback.
The Lightbulb Conspiracy
http://t.co/3UGfoq27
RT @JhonenV: Put on your Depends, guys. Im thinking up more terrifying Halloween tales to tweet violently up your already blasted horro …
RT @shitmydadsays: “Bullshit. War ain’t over till people stop shooting. You can’t say you’re done taking a crap if shit’s still coming o …
RT @KuraFire: THERE’S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT. Wait… wrong window.
Congrats @mikeyil! Nice post on @ThrillistPhilly about @mikeyil’s new blog, @notacheesesteak. http://t.co/P4oeB8BY”
Rainbow gradients. That’s what.
It’s Balkan Beat Box time, bitches.
RT @occupyoakland: The “Im Getting Arrested” app for android: http://t.co/P5hJ22kT @OccupyLA @Occupyphilly
Idea: Open a Victorian-era themed sex toy shop and call it “Ye Old Buttpluggery”.
“Who is your daddy and what does he do” http://t.co/aClv1ZNl
Yeahhhhh boyyyy Cc @allieharch @gojee http://t.co/LSnPuoOF
In Soviet iPhone, Siri command You!
“nobody likes a sober asshole”
Been listening to old soviet songs. Unrelated: Really want some vodka. No idea why.
Current Status:
http://t.co/DKYUmXAP
“fwasp”
Just bought way too many tickets to see @gogolbordello on new years eve. Current mood: http://t.co/4mPB0sJZ